GIST: A Few Reasons Why Ladies Love Or Should Love Cucumbers

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Monday, 19 December 2016

Cucumber is a great fruit. I just
don’t know why many people really
don’t like it much, especially ladies.
So here are a couple of reasons
which hopefully will change your
minds about the lovely long
multifunctional and widely
advantageous fruit.
Health advantages : Duh, does this
even need to be discussed? From the
fact that they contain water hence
helps hydration to the vitamins the
give, helps fight toxins, great for
cancer patients, helps lose weight
etc.
Look, cucumbers are great and I
doubt there is one nutritionist out
there that will make an argument
against cucumber (except the ones
that have a chronic case of bad belle)
Cheap : Unlike pineapples, apples
and the likes, cucumbers are cheap.
You can get one medium-sized
cucumber for as low as 80 Naira.
You don’t have to break your purse
going out or having to go on dates
with the hope that the guy will give
you his cucumber. Aunty, just go to
Mama Chidinma down the road and
get one. No sweat.
Availability : You don’t have to go
far to get a cucumber. Sure there is
that bachelor neighbour that is
always doing shakara because he
has a lifetime supply of cucumbers
or your best friend always taunting
you with tales of how her boyfriend
gives her cucumber.
Buy yours. And unlike “seedless
grapes” you don’t have to go to the
abroad to get them. Just remember
Mama Chidinma has quality ones
Fun sized: Have you seen
watermelons or breadfruits? Huge
things that are big and difficult to
carry. Even eggplants have nothing
on the size of cucumbers.
They are sleek and can be hidden
from those nosy friends that love to
borrow any and everything. They
can even get to hard-to-reach areas
including those places eggplants
can’t touch. Cool huh?
They Fit in your bag: Remember
how you were at that party in
Anambra and everyone was served
except you?
If you had a cucumber in your bag,
you could have just enjoyed it in
your room and you wouldn’t have
gone to bed thirsty [sorry meant
hungry] while listening to your
friend in the next room eat.
They Fill You Up: Cucumbers don’t
leave you hungry once you know
what size does it for you and you get
them. You just wash them up and
get started with them.
No Heartbreaks: Cucumbers don’t
break hearts, they are reliable and
will always be available to satisfy
your thirst or hunger whenever you
get hungry.
No need to call anyone to bring food
and the person does not come or
gives the food to someone else
leading to you becoming
heartbroken – and hungry.
They can be shared: What’s better
than eating cucumbers? Sharing
them with your girlfriends. Do I
even need to explain this?

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Title : GIST: A Few Reasons Why Ladies Love Or Should Love Cucumbers
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